I love you Caaaaaaaaarl!

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 18:55:48 GMT

overheard downtown

woman: What the fuck is her problem?
man: Maybe she needs to be on medication.
woman: Yeah, that's that bitch's problem. She needs to do some goddamn drugs.

also have seen two street beatdowns. One with a large tree branch and the other with a length of pvc pipe.

pvc pipe assailant (after assaulting another man): Come with me! Be my flesh!!!

Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:32:33 GMT

it's early

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 06:59:55 GMT

2.99 cumulative. The whole world's against me I swear.

Sat, 25 Nov 2006 18:22:09 GMT

I wake up in my bed at my house in Chamblee. It's around 2 o'clock, so naturally it's time for breakfast. Before I can even make it down the stairs to the kitchen I feel one of my teeth wiggling as it would have when I was younger. I look at my mother who is standing at the bottom of the stairs. I decide to see how far I can push the tooth. I press my tongue against it and push. It falls out. I spit it into my hand and look at it. It's got one of my fillings in it. I look at my mom. She looks confused, but quickly begins attending to other business in the kitchen. This apparent loss of equilibrium in my mouth causes four more of my teeth to loosen up. I raise my eyebrows and turn down the corners of my mouth. Some of them simply fall out, but others take a bit more work. I spit them into my hand and quickly shove them into my pocket. I call the dentist, but he sounds upset with me. It must be his day off. The words he says stop making sense. I hang up on him. I ask my mother what I should do. She is unfazed and tells me to do what the dentist said to do. Frustrated, I throw all my teeth on the ground. Immediately realizing my mistake I hurriedly begin picking them up again. I black out.

I wake up in my bed in my apartment. I run my tongue along the back of my teeth... they're all there. It's around 1 o'clock, so naturally it's time for breakfast.

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 17:22:53 GMT

i need a beer.
i need lots of beers.

Wed, 08 Nov 2006 03:23:44 GMT

thinkthinkthinkthinkthinkthinkthinkthinkthinkthinktihintihitkntihitkntkhi talktalktalktalktalktalktalktalktalktalkawtlkatlkatlkatlkatlkatlkatlkatlkatk
i don't feel very good. my head is full of snot, coughs and tussin.
I'm running for office on the no bullshit ticket. They'll let anyone be in the House of Representatives. I've never won a popularity contest though.
Carol Hunstein - "I'm sorry it got so nasty."
Mark Hyman (Fox 5) - "Who started it?"
CH - "He started it."
it never changes

Sun, 29 Oct 2006 18:53:59 GMT

grit my teeth as i shed the skin
wade in the foam and drink it all in
just give me something to hope for

Gene Parmesan

Sat, 09 Sep 2006 20:48:31 GMT

from wikipedia:
Friends usually will engage in various forms of physical contact, at times spontaneous and other times of a ritualized nature. This is often used as an outward symbol of their friendship.

The form and context of the physical contact has varied historically, culturally, and developmentally. In the West, these manifestations, with the exception of the more formal ones, can be seen with greater frequency among young children, opposite sex friends, and among female friends. In the East they are more equally distributed.

Types

* Handshakes. This is a more formalized type of contact, frequent among older individuals and only denoting feelings of friendship if emphasized.
* Holding hands
* High five
* Hugging
o Two-armed hug
o Pound hug This embrace, primarily used by young males, has become popular among Western subgroups because it expresses affection while maintaining a remote posture, so as to preclude any homosexual connotations[1].
* Walking arm-in-arm
* Placing an arm over the other's shoulder or waist
* Kissing
* Eskimo kissing
* Imitation of fight (e.g. a punch on the shoulder, usually among males.)

Where's Respek Knuckles??

bonesauce is ready...

Thu, 08 Jun 2006 07:45:25 GMT

New place, going to florida on friday, spiderman to help me sleep, saved by the bell to wake me up. Everything is lined up cosmically. Watched American Splendor and half of The Hurricane today. I could only be better if our new place were made of rice krispie treats. Even that would only be cool for a while.

DONT TALK!
Don't talk to me
I've got a weird disease
It makes me smell like beer
and say things I don't mean
It won't stop even if I believe
that I can force it to sleep
or turn it into a dream of

things I thought I almost had
a picture that won't make me sad
a night that won't be thought of as half this bad
and maybe I'll just move away
to a place where

televisions grow on trees
they're broadcasting subconscious things
that you may find embarassing but
no one thinks to care
so why was I surprised to find
after all these years of wasted time
this place exists inside my mind
and we're all already there

and I ain't never leavin'
so tell me
what do you think of that?

every day

Thu, 02 Mar 2006 08:09:44 GMT

self loathing, self discovery, halo 2, school, water with lemon, faith in bajaritos, faith in all burritos, new "stuff", worries, hopes, dreams, king of the hill, respek knuckles, blow my nose, make fun of hippies, eat food, go to sleep. peppered with moments of regret and optimism. whoo!

Oldest Person Alive

Tue, 25 Oct 2005 04:02:55 GMT

116
who even cares what their name is

Nancy Grace is a robot mannequin

Sat, 03 Sep 2005 05:14:15 GMT

I just wrote a really long post about Nancy Grace and Anderson Cooper.

SKEET!

Fri, 02 Sep 2005 04:25:19 GMT

Today at work I was shaking up the hot (temperaturewise) thai peanut sauce. I was holding my finger over the nozzle so it wouldn't fly anywhere, but pressure built up inside and when I let go it blew up in my face.

I'm still finding little hard pieces of peanut butter in my hair.

clothes the doe

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 08:43:00 GMT

its 4:38 am, and that song by fallout boy sucks

more like SUCKOUT BOY HAHA

Sun, 03 Apr 2005 20:30:56 GMT

Hey neato! Why is Toyota upset??

Fri, 25 Mar 2005 16:17:19 GMT

at least built to spill will be good

Thu, 17 Mar 2005 15:34:32 GMT

I'm leaving in 5 minutes for school and I'm still in my underwear watching the daily show.

FUCK YEAH!

Other than that I got my name taken down in a GSU Police report and by the CA of our building for being in the same room (not even the same room... they were in the living room and I was in Chris' room) as some empty beer bottles and some cigarette butts last night. Even though nobody was bothering anyone and above that I wasn't even drunk at the time. But worse things could have happened I guess.

I sometimes start my day feeling down or intimidated by all the work I have to do... then I see someone get totally ripped on and I feel great.

love
mason

We fight the only way we can, middle finger to the man. Laughing all the way, yeah yeah yeah yeah!

Tue, 22 Feb 2005 21:05:17 GMT

We have another show this FRIDAY at SWAYZES which will be $7. We're playing with KAMA, THE WHOLE NINE, MEAN GIRLS, PLANO and I think someone else, but I'll change it accordingly. This is the whole nine's last show, so show some love.

Other than that thanks alot to everyone who came to the masquerade on friday. It was a good feeling to be able to play to so many friends. Seriously it meant alot to me and im sure gus and conor feel the same way.

Other than that today is a beautiful day. I'm gonna go do something.

Mon, 14 Feb 2005 02:47:49 GMT

FOX TROTSKY
THIS FRIDAY AT THE MASQUERADE 7:00
tickets are $10 in advance or $12 at the door.
they're only $8 if you buy them from me.
the show is in HEAVEN. don't even go to hell.
there are other bands too!!

love, mason

Mon, 31 Jan 2005 07:01:17 GMT

sometimes everything people say is right.

I got a Glade plug-in but I'm too sick to enjoy it

Mon, 24 Jan 2005 05:23:48 GMT

I'm tired.

have a great day

Sorry

Sat, 25 Dec 2004 02:38:39 GMT

Sorry I haven't been as available as I would have liked to all my friends this holiday break.

Since I kind of didn't go home ever during last semester I felt like I should make an effort to stay at home a little bit more over the break.

But for what it's worth I love all of you more than you know and wish you all a great break from school and a wonderful new year.

love
mason

Fox Trotsky

Sun, 19 Dec 2004 20:21:48 GMT

FOX TROTSKY
performing with
BARONESS
DECEMBER 20th (that's tomorrow)
CHAMBLEE, GA
FOREVER NIGHTS (new venue in Chamblee)
visit www.atlantashows.org for more details

LOOK OUT... HERE COMES BILLY JOEL!!!

Sat, 11 Dec 2004 06:17:15 GMT

I was just about to go to sleep here at home when my uncle stopped me and we started talking about Georgia State. He went there too after he came back from Vietnam and he wanted to tell me about it. Then we started talking about my family history.

My great great grandfather Hannibal Turner had to leave Virginia in the mid-1800s because he killed a man over a property dispute. He joined the Union army after Jackson surrendered. Then he marched all over the South, marched through D.C. in the victory march, then marched to St. Louis to get his paycheck. He joined the army and marched for 3 months.

My grandfather Eugene Turner grew up as a tobacco farmer in South Carolina. He left his home at 19 with a 3rd grade education. He got a job in a store as a stockboy in North Carolina and then almost by accident began doing the display at the store. He learned how to paint letters from a professional sign maker and practiced it until he had it perfect. He then moved to downtown Atlanta between the end of the depression and the end of WWII. He worked at the Muse's department store (which is now lofts) near the Moe's downtown. He would make most of the display props that he used and now we have lots of them.

The Turner family moved back and forth between the Virginia settlement and England in the late 1600s. They were most likely smugglers. Possibly of tobacco.

The McConnells came from Scotland in the 1700s I think.

The DuBose family came straight outta France.

So did the Berrongs.

We have lots of family that fought in the civil and revolutionary wars.

I know so much more about it now.

She's got Chomsky on the phone

Sat, 20 Nov 2004 09:57:38 GMT

So recently every time I've argued with someone who is a male I tell myself that I shouldn't take it seriously because we're both asserting our dominance in new territory.

Then I realize how ridiculous it is that I'm even thinking that.

The four month old pasta isn't on our counter anymore. I'm gonna clean tomorrow. All day.
love
mason