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Sunday, June 1st, 2008
2:52 pm
overheard downtown

woman: What the fuck is her problem?
man: Maybe she needs to be on medication.
woman: Yeah, that's that bitch's problem. She needs to do some goddamn drugs.

also have seen two street beatdowns. One with a large tree branch and the other with a length of pvc pipe.

pvc pipe assailant (after assaulting another man): Come with me! Be my flesh!!!

(did i do thaaaaaaaat?)

Friday, January 19th, 2007
4:32 am
it's early

(2 tables broken | did i do thaaaaaaaat?)

Thursday, December 21st, 2006
1:59 am
2.99 cumulative. The whole world's against me I swear.

(4 tables broken | did i do thaaaaaaaat?)

Saturday, November 25th, 2006
1:22 pm
I wake up in my bed at my house in Chamblee. It's around 2 o'clock, so naturally it's time for breakfast. Before I can even make it down the stairs to the kitchen I feel one of my teeth wiggling as it would have when I was younger. I look at my mother who is standing at the bottom of the stairs. I decide to see how far I can push the tooth. I press my tongue against it and push. It falls out. I spit it into my hand and look at it. It's got one of my fillings in it. I look at my mom. She looks confused, but quickly begins attending to other business in the kitchen. This apparent loss of equilibrium in my mouth causes four more of my teeth to loosen up. I raise my eyebrows and turn down the corners of my mouth. Some of them simply fall out, but others take a bit more work. I spit them into my hand and quickly shove them into my pocket. I call the dentist, but he sounds upset with me. It must be his day off. The words he says stop making sense. I hang up on him. I ask my mother what I should do. She is unfazed and tells me to do what the dentist said to do. Frustrated, I throw all my teeth on the ground. Immediately realizing my mistake I hurriedly begin picking them up again. I black out.

I wake up in my bed in my apartment. I run my tongue along the back of my teeth... they're all there. It's around 1 o'clock, so naturally it's time for breakfast.

(8 tables broken | did i do thaaaaaaaat?)

Saturday, November 11th, 2006
12:22 pm
i need a beer.
i need lots of beers.

current mood: blank

(2 tables broken | did i do thaaaaaaaat?)

Tuesday, November 7th, 2006
10:23 pm
thinkthinkthinkthinkthinkthinkthinkthinkthinkthinktihintihitkntihitkntkhi talktalktalktalktalktalktalktalktalktalkawtlkatlkatlkatlkatlkatlkatlkatlkatk
i don't feel very good. my head is full of snot, coughs and tussin.
I'm running for office on the no bullshit ticket. They'll let anyone be in the House of Representatives. I've never won a popularity contest though.
Carol Hunstein - "I'm sorry it got so nasty."
Mark Hyman (Fox 5) - "Who started it?"
CH - "He started it."
it never changes

(2 tables broken | did i do thaaaaaaaat?)

Sunday, October 29th, 2006
1:51 pm
grit my teeth as i shed the skin
wade in the foam and drink it all in
just give me something to hope for

(4 tables broken | did i do thaaaaaaaat?)

Saturday, September 9th, 2006
4:43 pm - Gene Parmesan
from wikipedia:
Friends usually will engage in various forms of physical contact, at times spontaneous and other times of a ritualized nature. This is often used as an outward symbol of their friendship.

The form and context of the physical contact has varied historically, culturally, and developmentally. In the West, these manifestations, with the exception of the more formal ones, can be seen with greater frequency among young children, opposite sex friends, and among female friends. In the East they are more equally distributed.


* Handshakes. This is a more formalized type of contact, frequent among older individuals and only denoting feelings of friendship if emphasized.
* Holding hands
* High five
* Hugging
o Two-armed hug
o Pound hug This embrace, primarily used by young males, has become popular among Western subgroups because it expresses affection while maintaining a remote posture, so as to preclude any homosexual connotations[1].
* Walking arm-in-arm
* Placing an arm over the other's shoulder or waist
* Kissing
* Eskimo kissing
* Imitation of fight (e.g. a punch on the shoulder, usually among males.)

Where's Respek Knuckles??

current mood: porchin'

(2 tables broken | did i do thaaaaaaaat?)

Thursday, June 8th, 2006
3:30 am - bonesauce is ready...
New place, going to florida on friday, spiderman to help me sleep, saved by the bell to wake me up. Everything is lined up cosmically. Watched American Splendor and half of The Hurricane today. I could only be better if our new place were made of rice krispie treats. Even that would only be cool for a while.
maybe if it were made of vending machinesCollapse )

current mood: nostalgic

(2 tables broken | did i do thaaaaaaaat?)

Thursday, March 2nd, 2006
3:02 am - every day
self loathing, self discovery, halo 2, school, water with lemon, faith in bajaritos, faith in all burritos, new "stuff", worries, hopes, dreams, king of the hill, respek knuckles, blow my nose, make fun of hippies, eat food, go to sleep. peppered with moments of regret and optimism. whoo!


(12 tables broken | did i do thaaaaaaaat?)

Tuesday, October 25th, 2005
12:01 am - Oldest Person Alive
who even cares what their name is

current mood: thanks auburn info

(4 tables broken | did i do thaaaaaaaat?)

Saturday, September 3rd, 2005
1:07 am - Nancy Grace is a robot mannequin
I just wrote a really long post about Nancy Grace and Anderson Cooper.

current mood: why did i do that?

(did i do thaaaaaaaat?)

Friday, September 2nd, 2005
12:21 am - SKEET!
Today at work I was shaking up the hot (temperaturewise) thai peanut sauce. I was holding my finger over the nozzle so it wouldn't fly anywhere, but pressure built up inside and when I let go it blew up in my face.

I'm still finding little hard pieces of peanut butter in my hair.

current mood: tired

(1 table broken | did i do thaaaaaaaat?)

Tuesday, August 9th, 2005
4:32 am - clothes the doe
its 4:38 am, and that song by fallout boy sucks


current mood: pleased

(2 tables broken | did i do thaaaaaaaat?)

Sunday, April 3rd, 2005
4:28 pm
Hey neato! Why is Toyota upset??

current mood: impressed

(1 table broken | did i do thaaaaaaaat?)

Friday, March 25th, 2005
11:18 am
at least built to spill will be good

current mood: crushed

(10 tables broken | did i do thaaaaaaaat?)

Thursday, March 17th, 2005
10:28 am
I'm leaving in 5 minutes for school and I'm still in my underwear watching the daily show.


Other than that I got my name taken down in a GSU Police report and by the CA of our building for being in the same room (not even the same room... they were in the living room and I was in Chris' room) as some empty beer bottles and some cigarette butts last night. Even though nobody was bothering anyone and above that I wasn't even drunk at the time. But worse things could have happened I guess.

I sometimes start my day feeling down or intimidated by all the work I have to do... then I see someone get totally ripped on and I feel great.


current mood: half-naked

(4 tables broken | did i do thaaaaaaaat?)

Tuesday, February 22nd, 2005
3:58 pm - We fight the only way we can, middle finger to the man. Laughing all the way, yeah yeah yeah yeah!
We have another show this FRIDAY at SWAYZES which will be $7. We're playing with KAMA, THE WHOLE NINE, MEAN GIRLS, PLANO and I think someone else, but I'll change it accordingly. This is the whole nine's last show, so show some love.

Other than that thanks alot to everyone who came to the masquerade on friday. It was a good feeling to be able to play to so many friends. Seriously it meant alot to me and im sure gus and conor feel the same way.

Other than that today is a beautiful day. I'm gonna go do something.

current mood: energetic

(3 tables broken | did i do thaaaaaaaat?)

Sunday, February 13th, 2005
9:44 pm
  • tickets are $10 in advance or $12 at the door.
  • they're only $8 if you buy them from me.
  • the show is in HEAVEN. don't even go to hell.
  • there are other bands too!!

love, mason

(10 tables broken | did i do thaaaaaaaat?)

Monday, January 31st, 2005
2:01 am
sometimes everything people say is right.

current mood: peaceful

(3 tables broken | did i do thaaaaaaaat?)

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